SIL PG With No2

I couldn't write this before now. But SIL1 (mother of the Boy Wonder) is pregnant with No2. When I was told, my reaction was unprintable, but it's safe to say it involved lots of unladylike expletives & mutilating of voodoo dolls. Why she gets all the luck and we're stuck in this hell I have no idea. It just compounds the hurt.